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Eating that Thanksgiving turkey is a lot like doing the sex. It's always juicy, makes you sleepy, and the breasts are your favorite part. Leave your pilgrim costume at home this year and show up for dinner in this turkey patterned holiday blazer instead. You can turkey trot like the king of Thanksgiving all the way to your childhood bedroom in search of a nap, only to discover that it is now half exercise room and half Rubbermaid containers of Christmas decorations. Pair it with the matching pants and you've got yourself a suit.